sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
It’s really sad deleting all the pictures from a relationship,you relive every moment with each picture…
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:
- “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.