porndirector:

sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking

(via inspireamy)

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via b0mbshellseduction)

deathbysunshine:

It’s really sad deleting all the pictures from a relationship,you relive every moment with each picture…

(via dahoudy)

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu, via sweet-simplicity-serendipity)

lanactrlaltdelrey:

Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:

1. “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen

(via shut-up-and-play-it-louder)

rabioheab:

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

(via diiam0nd)